Beth, Rachel, Anna, Joe, Thor, Andrew, Josh, and I compiled a list of Christian Pickup Lines.

letmefeelyoushine:

Long car rides, caffeine, etc. Here they are:

  1. You’re as bright as Joseph’s Coat of Many Colors. ;)
  2. Your church or mine? ;)
  3. You put the “cute” back in “persecution.” ;)
  4. I’m as lucky as Daniel in the lion’s den to have met you. ;)
  5. I’ll never be your Delilah. ;)
  6. My love for you would outlast the 7 years of famine. ;)
  7. I’ll love you like God loves Israel. ;)
  8. I’d chase after you like a shepherd after his lost sheep. ;)
  9. I’d cut off my bad fig branches for you. ;)
  10. My love for you could move mountains. ;)
  11. I’d make like Peter and take that first step for you. ;)
  12. I’d never be like Peter and deny you three times. ;)
  13. Like the rapture, I’d come back for you any day. ;)
  14. I’d be a Job for you. ;)
  15. My desire for you is almost as strong as my desire for righteousness. ;)
  16. I went on a mission trip, but all I was mission was you. ;)
  17. You’re so perfect! ;) …well, except for all the sin.
  18. I’d never two-time you like Jacob. ;)
  19. Solomon only needed 700 wives because he obviously hadn’t met you. ;)
  20. (check shirt tag) Yep, just as I thought. Made in Heaven. ;)
  21. I’ll be like Noah and make it rain. ;)
  22. Baby, I’d never be like Jonah and hide from you. ;)
  23. I’d work for 7 years to get your sister….but I’d work 7 more just to get you. ;)
  24. I’d fight a whole Philistine army for you, baby. ;)
  25. We’ll be Song of Songs - The Remix. ;)
  26. Your nose is like the Tower of Lebanon…. ;)
  27. You’re cold? Ecclesiastes 4:11. ;)
  28. Did I just get mud rubbed in my eyes? ;)
  29. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? ;)
  30. All I’m looking for is a Godly man. I don’t care that you’re not attractive. ;)
  31. You float my arc. ;)
  32. If you were a leper, I’d still hold your hand…even if it wasn’t attached. ;)
  33. I’d gladly leave my 99 and proudly care you back over my shoulder. ;)
  34. The breakup line: We need to make like the Red Sea and split.

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