Beloved

letmefeelyoushine:

So far, it’s changed….

“Bring all the sleds you can!” to “Bring all the slaves you can!”

“I’m baking stuff tomorrow.” to “I’m baking stiffs tomorrow.”

“Hey, can you send me a worksheet?” or “Hey can you send me a work tsunami?”

“You’re no fun! :(” to “You’re no fun! :*. “

“I’ll look tomorrow.” to “I’ll look tomato.”